“Let those who want to, arriveLet those who want to, leaveLet those who want to, stayWith out harm to me or mine ”

“Most new books are forgotten within a year, especially by those who borrow them.”

“Many a man who falls in love with a dimple makes the mistake of marrying the whole girl.”

“Statistician: A man who believes figures don't lie, but admits that under analysis some of them won't stand up either. ”

“Think twice before you speak, and then you may be able to say something more insulting than if you spoke right out at once.”

“We can't do much about the length of our lives, but we can do plenty about it's width and depth.”

“A signature always reveals a man's character - and sometimes even his name. ”