“Most new books are forgotten within a year, especially by those who borrow them.”

“Let those who want to, arriveLet those who want to, leaveLet those who want to, stayWith out harm to me or mine ”

“Statistician: A man who believes figures don't lie, but admits that under analysis some of them won't stand up either. ”

“America believes in education: the average professor earns more money in a year than a professional athlete earns in a whole week.”

“Many a man who falls in love with a dimple makes the mistake of marrying the whole girl.”

“We can't do much about the length of our lives, but we can do plenty about it's width and depth.”

“A signature always reveals a man's character - and sometimes even his name. ”