“Statistician: A man who believes figures don't lie, but admits that under analysis some of them won't stand up either. ”

“Many a man who falls in love with a dimple makes the mistake of marrying the whole girl.”

“Most new books are forgotten within a year, especially by those who borrow them.”

“The girl with a future avoids a man with a past.”

“America believes in education: the average professor earns more money in a year than a professional athlete earns in a whole week.”

“Let those who want to, arriveLet those who want to, leaveLet those who want to, stayWith out harm to me or mine ”

“A signature always reveals a man's character - and sometimes even his name. ”