“Statistician: A man who believes figures don't lie, but admits that under analysis some of them won't stand up either. ”

“A boy who won't stand up for himself becomes a man who can't stand up to anything.”

“Stand up to an obstacle. Just stand up to it, that's all, and don't give way under it, and it will finally break. You will break it. Something has to break, and it won't be you, it will be the obstacle.”

“There is no man so blessed that some who stand by his deathbed won't hail the occasion with delight.”

“Once a man admitted his feelings to a woman, it either drew them together or wedged them apart.”

“Because that's the thing about Scooby-Doo: the bad guys in every episode aren't monsters, they're liars... The very first rule of Scooby-Doo, the single premise that sits at the heart of their adventures, is that the world is full of grown-ups who lie to kids, and that it's up to those kids to figure out what those lies are and call them on it, even if there are other adults who believe those lies with every fiber of their being.”