“Cody was both ashamed and astonished to learn that it was actually possible to break a penis.”
“I was convinced (still I am, in fact) that there's no such thing as a novel, astonishing or not, without a penis.”
“Do whatever you want. Break stuff, touch your penis or boobs to anything, whatever.”
“Don't be ashamed to learn from others.”
“Did we ever find out for sure about the possible forked penis?”
“There are very few jobs that actually require a penis or vagina. All other jobs should be open to everybody.”