“I also believe, without any supporting evidence, that cats are evil.”
“What can be asserted without evidence can also be dismissed without evidence.”
“Any faith that must be supported by the evidence of the senses is not real faith.”
“Not only do I not believe in not believing in God, I’m also a big supporter of crutches, canes, walkers, and anything that helps support man through difficult times. ”
“I refuse to live with any more evil cats. It’s him or me.”
“I left the warehouse at 8.00am. I don't believe in 8.00am. It exists, though. 8.00am is incontrovertible evidence that evil dwells in the world.”