“Voters, like history, are under no obligation to make sense.”

“We're about to live through history and it's incredibly exciting. But don't make the mistake of thinking life stops because of any of this.”

“I have no special desire to go crawl around in caves, but I really like the word [spelunking] and want to use it in conversation. I do a lot of things just to use words I like.”

“Give up on trying to be original. Every song has been sung, every picture has been painted, and every story has been told. The best one can do is sing, draw, or tell it again well.”

“I also believe, without any supporting evidence, that cats are evil.”

“With the threat of them being potential spies or saboteurs, nobody will argue against our actions, and history itself will vindicate us.”

“Statistician: A man who believes figures don't lie, but admits that under analysis some of them won't stand up either. ”