“In the United States, the last recorded clitoridectomy for curing masturbation was performed in 1948--on a five year old girl.”

“What can you say about a twenty-five-year-old girl who died?”

“Masturbation is an absolutely peerless cure for the hiccups”

“It is now illegal in the United States to perform genital alteration on female minors, no matter how minimal the surgery or how safe and sanitary the procedure. Newborn male genital alteration, however, is an accepted procedure in the United States.”

“There may be many things wrong with the United States but only a blind fool who hasn't been paying attention for the last twenty years would hold up Europe as the alternative.”

“Under the United States Constitution, the federal government has no authority to hold states "accountable" for their education performance...In the free society envisioned by the founders, schools are held accountable to parents, not federal bureaucrats.”