“Beware the Anglo-Catholics. They're all sodomites with unpleasant accents." --Cousin Jasper”
“If they don't believe what the Church teaches, they're not really Catholic”
“Now isn't that nice!' said the old lady. 'If cousins are the right kind, they're best of all: kinder than sisters and brothers, and closer than friends.”
“In the flesh,” Maharet said. “In the flesh all wisdom begins. Beware the thing that has no flesh. Beware the gods, beware the idea, beware the devil.”
“There's a reason you never see anyone's house with a Beware of Cat sign. Because they're not even worth mentioning.”
“Your cousin Maureen just got a job at the button factory. They're probably still hiring."Helen Plum”