“Real men don't lift weights, they lift women.”

“Wimps lift Weights, Cheerleaders lift People" \”

“The holiness of love inspired ordinary men and women to act like angels. It lifted them on wings closer to God.”

“My strength did not come from lifting weights. My strenght came from lifting myself up when I was knocked down.”

“I drink, therefore I am.”

“Everybody wants to be a bodybuilder, but nobody wants to lift no heavy-ass weights.”

“Fortunately she stopped the servants before the platters of cold meats left the house, sending them back to the kitchen where she had the ham and beef placed on separate plates, for the Hindi Christians despite their conversion would not eat cow and the Muslims would not eat pig. The Portuguese, of course, ate anything.”