“If we don't press in to the things of God, we will get sucked in to the things of this world!" EL”
“God is not a cosmic bellboy for whom we can press a button to get things done.”
“What sucks the worst is . . . this world was a gift to us, and we broke it, and part of the deal is that if we want things right, we have to fix it ourselves. But we can't. We try, but we can't.”
“The thing people don't realize, God bless them, is that my books are supposed to suck.”
“We have this weird thing in the world where you don't get insulted for what you do, you get insulted for who you are.”
“It ain't so much the things we don't know that get us in trouble. It's the things we know that ain't so.”