“I started watching golf for the first time yesterday. I`m really worried about myself. I was actually enjoying it.”
“I worried about enjoying myself around these guys. Worried about turning into one of them.”
“I watch basketball like I watch baseball: I don’t. I’d much rather watch grass grow. Actually, golf isn’t that bad.”
“Today is the tomorrow I was worried about yesterday.”
“Today,is the Tomorrow I was so worried about Yesterday”
“To me, the most confusing part about golf is that I don’t know whether I’d rather actually be playing golf, or sitting on the green composing haikus about the landscaping.”