“Cut out all these exclamation points. An exclamation point is like laughing at your own joke.”
“One should never use exclamation points in writing. It is like laughing at your own joke.”
“Never trust an exclamation point.”
“Use lots of exclamation points. They love to be overused.”
“Numbersign questionmark you" and "Asterisk exclamation point the world.”
“So why go out as a question mark when you can go out as an exclamation point instead?”