“Dick tried to plunge over the Alpine crevasse between the sexes.”
“The harder the dick the funner the sex”
“Explaining the moment of connection between a reader and book to someone who's never experienced it is like trying to describe sex to a virgin.”
“Metaphor forms a crust beneath which the crevasse of each experience.”
“The difference between sex and love is that sex relieves tension and love causes it.”
“Succotash my cocker spaniel, you fudging crevasse-hole dipshiitake!”