“I like France, where everybody thinks he's Napoleon--down here everybody thinks he's Christ.”

“I don't think badly of people. I like everybody, and I'm sorry for everybody.”

“I think everybody should be nice to everybody.”

“A curious aspect of the theory of evolution is that everybody thinks he understands it.”

“You know, there are two good things in life, freedom of thought and freedom of action. In France you get freedom of action: you can do what you like and nobody bothers, but you must think like everybody else. In Germany you must do what everybody else does, but you may think as you choose. They're both very good things. I personally prefer freedom of thought. But in England you get neither: you're ground down by convention. You can't think as you like and you can't act as you like. That's because it's a democratic nation. I expect America's worse.”

“I think everybody's nuts.”