“If you're in love it ought to make you happy. You ought to laugh.”
“Humor is laughing at what you haven't got when you ought to have it.”
“you're so full of shit, you ought to be a cow manure”
“You ought to be thankful a hole heaping lot, for The places and people you're lucky you're not!”
“Beer makes you feel the way you ought to feel without beer.”
“Sometimes you can't be what you ought to be, you can't have what you ought to have.”