“I'm very damn wet!' he said aloud to the sundial.”
“Today's my wedding day, Mom," he said softly aloud. "I'm marrying the woman I always told you I would someday.”
“The thing he said aloud did not succeed.”
“Zo, I'm not a damn pussy!'Erik, looking very tall and full-grown, kick-your-butt vampyre-like, snorted sarcastically and then said, 'No, you're a damn human. Wait, that does make you a pussy!”
“See, that wasn't so bad!" I grin as we tread water.Eventually he smirks at me, obviously relieved. "No, I guess it wasn't. Except I'm wet," he grumbles, but his tone is playful.'I'm wet, too.""I like you wet." He leers.”
“Cliff said "damn" for me (I'm going to die). I didn't know he liked me enough to swear.”