“It’s a great advantage not to drink among hard drinking people.”
“It’s hard to drink when you dance. And it’s hard to dance when you drink.”
“Drinking and cycling is like drinking and flirting—it’s pretty likely you’re going to wind up hitting something, and the results are probably going to be ugly.”
“It’s just that I’d rather die of drink than of thirst.”
“Sensible people advise against drinking on an empty stomach, but to my mind it is the best sort of drinking.”
“Look at the sun! It’s dry, it’s dead, it needs a drink, it wants blood! And I’ll give it blood!”