“Girl! I'm here to make you look Fa-Bu-Lous!”

“nice knowing ya...”

“sometimes i feel like a great chefwho has devoted his entire lifeto monastic study of the art of cooking& gathered the finest ingredients& built the most advanced kitchen& prepared the most exquisite mealso perfect, so delicious, so extraordinarymore astounding than any meal ever createdyet each day i stand in my window& watch ninety-seven percent of the worldwalk past my restaurantinto the mcdonald'sacross the street”

“Come on, Gypsy girl. I'm bleeding to death here, in case you haven't noticed. At least make it worth my while and kiss me before I die.”

“So, wait. That's it? We make out and it was awesome and you make me feel things I never have with any other girl, and then you run? I gotta say, I'm feeling a little slutty here." -Nick”

“I'm not seeing a strong father-son relationship here, Alex. You two make Anakin and Luke look like Andy and Opie.”

“If I'm a little girl, then that makes you a serious pervert.”