“champange for my real friends. real pain for my sham friends”

“I Want To Be Known For My Hits, Not Just My Misses.”

“The ribbon on my wrist says: Do not open before Christmas.”

“Say my name and his in the same breath. I dare you to say they taste the same.”

“I went to sleep a poet and I woke up a fraud. To calm your nerves I'm feeling for my clothes in the dark.”

“I wanna scream I love you from the top of my lungsBut I'm afraid that someone else will hear me”

“I'm the oracle in my chest, Let the guitar scream like a fascist, Sweat it out, shut your mouth, Free love on the streets, butIn the alley and I ain't that cheap, now”