“The ribbon on my wrist says: Do not open before Christmas.”

“Say my name and his in the same breath. I dare you to say they taste the same.”

“i comb the crowd, and pick you out...my mouth moves too fast for you to figure it out..it starts eyes closed..to fingers crossed..to I swear I say..I swear i say..”

“They say quitters never win”

“I Want To Be Known For My Hits, Not Just My Misses.”

“champange for my real friends. real pain for my sham friends”

“They say the captain goes down with the ship, so when the world ends, will God go down with it?(note from me: of course I don't believe this, I just thought it was interesting)”