“I'm not happy when I'm writing, but I'm more unhappy when I'm not.”

“Some people think they are worth a lot of money just because they have it.”

“Face it girls. I'm older and I have more insurance.”

“Damn, I'm Miss Mississippi!”

“Claude Pistal is a creep! He is lucky I'm reasonably mild-mannered like Clark Kent.”

“That's what I'm living on now, honey, dreams, dreams of what I used to do.”

“Daddy gave me real useful information to protect me in the real world. If anyone hits me, I'm not to hit them back. I wait until their back is turned, then hit them in the head with a brick.”