“Walmart suddenly smells like a prosti-tot pageant.”
“What's Walmart, do they sell like wall stuff?”
“The people are so small, they look like ants (although they're Walmart customers, so they look like obese ants).”
“Like Alexander the Great and Caesar, I’m out to conquer the world. But first I have to stop at Walmart and pick up some supplies.”
“Fiecare om are dreptul la o prostie în viaţă.”
“Hell couldn't be worse than a WalMart after midnight, right?”