“Don't depend on anyone else to toot your horn. I mean, do you really want their lips on it, anyway?”
“If you don't toot your own horn, don't complain that there's no music.”
“Just because a guy rings your bell, doesn't mean you have to toot his horn.”
“If you don't blow your own horn, someone else will use it as a spittoon. ”
“But they're already singing our praises!""They are Americans. They toot their horns for anything.”
“I don't know who I am. But do you know who you are? Does anyone really? What makes a decent person? Does being the same as everyone else mean being better than people or does it just make it easier to look down your nose at them?”