“That is a fart without wind....." in reference to when you can't back up what you say. very funny.”

“Kids are like heroin -- an injection of pain when they're around, but even when they're not around it's like that next fix. You just can't stop thinking about it.”

“What's the difference between a classical guitar and a pizza? A pizza can feed a family of four.”

“You’ve got a good side?”“I do. I just don’t use it too often. My bad side’s so much more fun.”

“The science of psychotherapy is knowing what to say, the art is knowing when to say it. (36)”

“Assholes are like weeds, a bitch to get rid of and when you do another one grows back in its place.”

“Part of what attracts us to artists is their otherness, their refusal to conform, their big middle finger stuck up in the face of Society, such that their very a- or immorality is what makes their art artistic rather than academic.”