“You know you're having a crappy morning when the best that can be said for it is that at least you're not a Smurf.”
“Screw you! You're a crappy best friend!!!”
“There's something to be said for hunger: at least it lets you know you're still alive.”
“The best years are when you know what you're doing.”
“Sometimes I think I'd rather be frightened than bored. At least when you're frightened you know you're alive.”
“At least you know that you're crazy. That means you have the potential to recover.”