“It didn't amount to a fart in a windstorm, nohow.”
“Don't take life so serious. It ain't nohow permanent.”
“Fart for freedom, fart for liberty—and fart proudly.”
“Should you shield the canyons from the windstorms you would never see the true beauty of their carvings.”
“When it don’t rain, the roof don’t leak; when it rains, I can’t fix it nohow.”
“Home is where the heart is, home is where the fart is.Come let us fart in the home.There is no art in a fart.Still a fart may not be artless.Let us fart and artless fart in the home.”