“Amazing, life-altering anonymous picture quotes on FaceBook: Are they created by graphic designers who steal quotes or don't bother to research the author, or are they original and just have exceptionally less ego than I do? Cos if I ever write something that brilliant it's gonna have flashing headlights.”

“When reading I pretend I’m an editor, though when writing I realize I’m not.”

“I write across several genres. I’m a slut for words. I can’t keep it in my literary pants.”

“Who would have believed that a Wushu Master of the tenth degree black sash could need such a release?”

“An editor asked me what led me to write erotica. I replied, "A dirty mind, excess words, and an overactive sacral chakra.”

“Writing is the best anti-depressant.”

“I fantasize about making reality better.”