“Amazing, life-altering anonymous picture quotes on FaceBook: Are they created by graphic designers who steal quotes or don't bother to research the author, or are they original and just have exceptionally less ego than I do? Cos if I ever write something that brilliant it's gonna have flashing headlights.”
“I fear we have become a society more interested in writing the quote of another, than living the lesson, and creating a quote of our own.”
“Computers will have to learn that when I quote from some old author who spelled differently from the machine, the wishes of the long-dead author will have to be respected, and the machine will have to mind its manners”
“I don't need to always quote others because I actually have original thoughts".~R. Alan Woods [2012]”
“Did you just seriously quote Grease? I think I'm gonna have to revoke your man card.”
“I always have a quote for any occasion...It saves the effort of original thinking.”