“In porn, men give blow jobs like they love men. Women give blow jobs like they love the camera.”
“Nothing was like knowing you were the appetizer for a feast of orgy, that you were what whetted the guests and enticed them to devour.”
“I fantasize about making reality better.”
“When reading I pretend I’m an editor, though when writing I realize I’m not.”
“Writing is the best anti-depressant.”
“What method acting is for the stage, mezzofiction is for the page.”
“Screw technicolor, red, and foreign languages. I dream in status updates.”