“What method acting is for the stage, mezzofiction is for the page.”

“Nothing was like knowing you were the appetizer for a feast of orgy, that you were what whetted the guests and enticed them to devour.”

“An editor asked me what led me to write erotica. I replied, "A dirty mind, excess words, and an overactive sacral chakra.”

“I fantasize about making reality better.”

“When reading I pretend I’m an editor, though when writing I realize I’m not.”

“Writing is the best anti-depressant.”

“Screw technicolor, red, and foreign languages. I dream in status updates.”