“Most vegetarians look so much like the food they eat that they can be classified as cannibals.”
“Eating together happily can best be crowned by the vegetarian foods.”
“Eat Food. Not Much. Mostly plants.”
“Eat food. Not too much. Mostly plants.”
“Devil's Food?"You can only eat so much white cake, my friend.”
“I was eating a steak at a local restaurant last night, when a random woman said: "Y'know, you'd be much better off being a vegetarian." "Are you crazy?" I said, "The cow was a vegetarian and look what happened to it!”