“...The more modest and impractical the kitchen, the more likely one will be invited to stay for a meal. Show me a fancy house with a top-of-the-line gourmet kitchen, and I'll show you a family that eats out a lot.”
“Show me a man who lives alone and has a perpetually clean kitchen, and 8 times out of 9 I'll show you a man with detestable spiritual qualities.”
“Show me a woman who is prouder of her clean kitchen than of her collection of lingerie and I'll show you a woman with enlarged pores.”
“show me a person who says their family is normal, and i'll show you an orphan!”
“I smile and play pretend through the Morning Show in the kitchen.”
“Did things get a lot hooter between you tow? A little stove-top stuffing in the kitchen?" -Amy”