“P.S. I'm going to throw an absolutely mind-blowing fact your way. I'm not kidding, either. The country of Uganda is obsessed with Celine Dion. They dedicate entire days to broadcasting her music. They love her that much. Five words. My. Heart. Will. Go. On. Yeah.”
“Yeah, but that didn't mean he didn't like fistfuls of blondeness with legs longer than a Celine Dion note, now, did it?”
“Her words sounded accusatory, and after the way she'd grabbed the binder, I couldn't help going on the defensive. "I'd apologize, but I'm not happy about it either.”
“Han Solo: Wonderful girl. Either I'm going to kill her or I'm beginning to like her.”
“I hope you die....P.S. If you do die, I'm going to go to the funeral and finger your corpse.”
“I'm not going to run, I'm going to stand here and watch. Every blow will cut into my heart, and tell me who and what you are.”