“When i was nervous, I resorted to inadvertent insults.”
“Oh, sure, they’d insisted I take Washington Wife class after I’d inadvertently insulted the Prime Minster of England, but how could I have known he wasn’t willing to admit that the Rolling Stones weren’t half the band Aerosmith was and never would be?”
“When I get tired of new clunky writing, I resort to old fashioned story tellers, like Wilkie Collins.”
“I get so nervous when im around you i start to studder”
“I’m a nail biter. Not when I’m nervous, but when I misplace my hammer.”
“I'm never nervous when I go to meet heads of state. I feel they should be nervous, because they are the ones who'll be held accountable for the lives their decisions will impact the most.”