“Bret, you got it goin on! "Got it goin on!" Not in a gay way but in a hey-your-lookin-ok-man!”

“JEMAINELisa?BRETYes, she's in Delta Force. She's been deployed to Fallujah.JEMAINEBut she works in the croissant shop.BRETYeah, she's got two jobs. She's a pastry chef and a sniper.”

“BRETThe bohemians of So-Ho did pirouettesAs we waltzed through the streets of ManhattanOn rivers of ribbon and sailboats of songs...JEMAINEBret, did any of this actually happen?BRETThe girl I describedShe's as real as the windIt's true, I saw her todayThe other details are inventionsBecause I prefer her that way”

“Looking at the room, I can tell that you are the most beautiful girl in the room.(In the whole wide room)And when you're on the street(Depending on the street)I bet you are definitely in the top three”

“You know when I'm down to my socks it's time for businessThat's why they're called business socksIt's business, it's business time”

“My rhymes are so potent that in this small segment I made all of the ladies in the area pregnant. Yes, sometimes my lyrics are sexist but you lovely bitches and hos should know I'm trying to correct this.”

“I'm the Hiphopapotomus, my lyrics are bottomless! uhhh....”