“JEMAINELisa?BRETYes, she's in Delta Force. She's been deployed to Fallujah.JEMAINEBut she works in the croissant shop.BRETYeah, she's got two jobs. She's a pastry chef and a sniper.”

“She's so hot. I wanna tell her she's hot, but she'll think I'm sexist. She's so hot, she's making me sexist... bitch." ”

“Bret, you got it goin on! "Got it goin on!" Not in a gay way but in a hey-your-lookin-ok-man!”

“I'm the Hiphopapotomus, my lyrics are bottomless! uhhh....”

“The humans are dead (I'm glad they are dead)The humans are dead (I noticed, they're dead)We used poisonous gases (With traces of lead)And we poisoned their asses (Actually, their lungs)Binary solo!0000001, 00000011000000111, 00001111!”

“2 minutes in heaven is better than 1 minute in heaven.”

“Boogie, boogie, aw yeah, Robo-Boogie”