“For someone so conflicted, who am I to give advice to anybody? It’s such a funny, grandiose idea”
“and if I have any advice to give to anybody it’s this: take up watercolor painting.”
“My advice is don’t take advice from anybody. This is good advice, and as such, it’s bad advice.”
“It’s funny how much easier it is to see others’ shortcomings and give advice when you’re not personally involved, for it’s almost impossible to see the light when you’re swimming in shit.”
“I give myself sometimes admirable advice, but I am incapable of taking it.”
“Never give advice unless you have walked the walk, because anybody can talk the talk.”