“Human milk is like ice cream, penicillin, and the drug ecstasy all wrapped up in two pretty packages.”
“When a man is wrapped up in himself, he makes a pretty small package.”
“Have you ever spent days and days and days making up flavors of ice cream that no one's ever eaten before? Like chicken and telepone ice cream? Green mouse ice cream was the worst. I didn't like that at all.”
“I like ice cream with my cake. But in moderation, and not like five gallons with a cupcake. For that much ice cream, I’d need at least two cupcakes.”
“I love revision. Where else can spilled milk be turned into ice cream?”
“On the frozen tundra, I milked a cow and pumped out ice cream. Strangely, it had chunks of strawberries in it.”