“We are in a boy recession," Eugene repeats. "There's been a sudden, drastic decrease in the male population at this school. And I'm gonna take advantage of it.”
“I've been asking around to find out what girls are into," Eugene tells me, really pleased with himself. "So I'm gonna get a spray tan and make red-velvet cupcakes.”
“If they would rather die, . . . they had better do it, and decrease the surplus population.”
“Until the Fed lets us have a real recession, as painful as that may be, we are never gonna have a recovery.”
“She's a librarian, Sim said. They're not teachers; don't give you half as much hassle. If there's a fire in the school and I've got to choose who I'm gonna save - a teacher or a librarian - the teacher's gonna burn every time.(p. 24)”
“The boys at school are so degenerate that it makes one feel pessimistic about the future of the male gender in general.”