“You always lose a lot of money chasing after women, but you will never lose a lot of women chasing after money”

“If you want breakfast in bed, you have to concider sleeping in the kitchen>”

“A lot of men have lost money chasing women. But no man has ever lost women chasing money.”

“Can you break my five-dollar bill into five singles? Women love guys with lots of money.”

“An Airstream is a lot like a first love: you are lured by her charm, seduced by her beauty, and once bitten, you are forever chasing after her mystique.”

“The world isn't interested in the storms you encountered, but whether or not you brought in the ship.”

“Women should never chase elevators, buses or men, because there will always be another one!”