“You always lose a lot of money chasing after women, but you will never lose a lot of women chasing after money”
“A lot of men have lost money chasing women. But no man has ever lost women chasing money.”
“Can you break my five-dollar bill into five singles? Women love guys with lots of money.”
“An Airstream is a lot like a first love: you are lured by her charm, seduced by her beauty, and once bitten, you are forever chasing after her mystique.”
“Women should never chase elevators, buses or men, because there will always be another one!”
“He wanted to laugh at the poetic justice of it all. After a couple of years of chasing after women and then a decade of having them chase after him, he'd finally been brought down by a slip of a girl, fresh out of Cornwall, whom he was honor-bound to protect.”