“فكر قبل أن تتكلم، واقرأ قبل أن تفكر”

“If, while watching the sun set on a used-car lot in Los Angeles, you are struck by the parallels between the image and the inevitable fate of humanity, do not, under any circumstance, write it down.”

“Life is something you do when you can’t get to sleep.”

“The best fame is a writer's fame. It's enough to get a table at a good restaurant, but not enough to get you interrupted when you eat.”

“Life is something that happens when you can't get to sleep.”

“In real life, I assure you, there is no such thing as algebra. ”

“There is no such thing as inner peace. There is only nervousness and death.”