“As a teenager you are at the last stage in your life when you will be happy to hear that the phone is for you.”

“If people don't want to listen to you, what makes you think they want to hear from your sweater?”

“Life is something you do when you can’t get to sleep.”

“Life is something that happens when you can't get to sleep.”

“If you are a dog and your owner suggests that you wear a sweater, suggest that he wear a tail.”

“When you leave New York, you are astonished at how clean the rest of the world is. Clean is not enough.”

“In real life, I assure you, there is no such thing as algebra. ”