“Life is something that happens when you can't get to sleep.”

“Life is something you do when you can’t get to sleep.”

“The best fame is a writer's fame. It's enough to get a table at a good restaurant, but not enough to get you interrupted when you eat.”

“I love sleep because it is both pleasant and safe to use. Pleasant because one is in the best possible company and safe because sleep is the consummate protection against the unseemliness that is the invariable consequence of being awake. What you don't know won't hurt you. Sleep is death without the responsibility.”

“As a teenager you are at the last stage in your life when you will be happy to hear that the phone is for you.”

“Sleep is death without the responsibility.”

“Original thought is like original sin: both happened before you were born to people you could not possibly have met.”