“This isn't dirty, it's just the way I say it.”

“When you're with a man, no one tells you he's a creep; they don't like to; they think, well, that's her choice, perhaps ours isn't up to much either; how will we ever be sure, in this polite world? In other words, as we all know, one woman's creep is another's true love, and just as well.”

“Kids are like heroin -- an injection of pain when they're around, but even when they're not around it's like that next fix. You just can't stop thinking about it.”

“You’ve got a good side?”“I do. I just don’t use it too often. My bad side’s so much more fun.”

“That is a fart without wind....." in reference to when you can't back up what you say. very funny.”

“The present dominant values (xenophilia, cosmopolitanism, narcissistic individualism, humanitarianism, bourgeois economism, hedonism, homophilia, permissivenes, etc.) are actually anti-values - values of devirilising weakness, since they deplete a civilization's vital energies and weaken its defensive or affirmative capacities.”

“I would do anything for Rachel and if she wants an Edward, that’s what I’ll be.”