“A cult!' Elizabeth gasped. 'Here? In Sweet Valley? But that’s impossible!”
“Everybody at Sweet Valley High, even Elizabeth, seemed to forget that there was ever a fat and ugly Robin. But Robin would never forget.”
“Take one trip overland here and you'll know forever that a road in the jungle is a sweet, flat, impossible dream.”
“Here's an easy way to figure out if you're in a cult: If you're wondering whether you're in a cult, the answer is yes.”
“In the valley of the giants where the stars and stripes explode, the peaches they were sweet and the milk and honey flowed.”
“Elizabeth's barreness and advanced age--a double symbol of hopelessness--became the means by which God would announce to the world that nothing is impossible for Him.”