“Humiliation, by the way, is a truly terrible emotion. It's at the bottom of the pile.”

“She needed to get out of there. Her brains, thankfully, were still safely in her skull, but her emotions were splattered on the pavement.”

“Another funny thing about having friends was that they expected things of you. they made you want to not be a terrible, awful, execrable person. They made you feel worse when you were one. It was a lot easier not to have any friends.”

“But the way I see it, dying without knowing love would be a tragedy.”

“Nature compensates for its mistakes.”

“In a lot of ways that poor little potato' – Evan pointed directly at Jade’s French fries – 'symbolizes the reckless consumerism that plagues America.”

“It's so trendy, almost bleeding to death. All the cool girls are doing it.”