“Every once in a while in my discussions someone asks how I can believe in the Trinity. My answer is always the same. I would still be an agnostic if there was no Trinity, because there would be no answers. Without the high order of personal unity and diversity as given in the Trinity, there are no answers.”
“I didn't need to understand the hypostatic unity of the Trinity; I just needed to turn my life over to whoever came up with redwood trees.”
“Oh, how I wish I were a trinity, so if I lost a part of me, I'd still have two of the same to live.”
“I still believe in the Holy Trinity, except now it's Target, Trader Joe's, and IKEA.”
“I accept the Organic Trinity of Mineral, Vegetable, and Animal with as much authority as I accept the Holy Trinity. Both are sacred.”
“I would do anything to keep her safe. Kill. Heal. Die. Anything. Because she was my everything- Beautiful face. Beautiful body. Horrible attitude. It was the holy trinity of hot”