“... I say and maintain, that of all torcheculs, arsewisps, bumfodders, tail-napkins, bunghole cleansers, and wipe-breeches, there is none in the world comparable to the neck of a goose ...”
“I made art out of all the phone numbers on napkins I’ve had over the years. So it was just one napkin, and I wiped my mouth with it after I was done.”
“All governments are ordained by God, but none compare to government by God, theocracy.”
“None of her spells are planned, but come to her like snatches of poetry or a doodle on a napkin.”
“He had been feathering kisses into my hair, causing goose bumps on the back of my neck.”
“To maintain the P/PC Balance, the balance between the golden egg (production) and the health and welfare of the goose (production capability) is often a difficult judgment call. But I suggest it is the very essence of effectiveness.”