“I suppose there are people who can pass up free guacamole, but they're either allergic to avocado or too joyless to live.”

“I want a man with nuclear power.”

“Quelqu'un m'a dit que tu m'aimes encore.”

“Love lasts a long time but burning desire lasts two to three weeks.”

“Je suis monogame de temps en temps mais je préfère la polygamie et la polyandrie.”

“Tu es ma came, plus mortelle que l'héroïne afghane, plus dangereux que la blanche colombienne, tu es ma solution à mon doux problème.”

“I feel sorry for people who don't drink. When they wake up in the morning, that's as good as they're going to feel all day. ”