“I hate Sunday, and I don't think I'll ever get over it. But I'm going to try.”

“It doesn't matter how cheap and tinny the show is...Soon as the house lights go down and the band starts up, I could cry.”

“A person who's going to be famous usually drops a few clues by the time they're twenty-one.”

“The world doesn't owe anyone a living—including veterans.”

“The Lord doesn't want anybody in His house who has to be dragged there.”

“I've got to get out of here. I choose a piece of shawl and my dirtiest suntans. I'll be back, I'll re-emerge, defeated, from the valley; you don't want me to go where you go, so I go where you don't want me to.”

“I'm an amateur at life. I'll let you know when I go pro. ”