“The Lord doesn't want anybody in His house who has to be dragged there.”

“It doesn't matter how cheap and tinny the show is...Soon as the house lights go down and the band starts up, I could cry.”

“The world doesn't owe anyone a living—including veterans.”

“A person who's going to be famous usually drops a few clues by the time they're twenty-one.”

“I hate Sunday, and I don't think I'll ever get over it. But I'm going to try.”

“Every person defines reality in his own way. And every person figures that anybody who doesn't agree with him has got to be irrational.”

“Anybody who wants religion is welcome to it, as far as I'm concerned--I support your right to enjoy it. However, I would appreciate it if you exhibited more respect for the rights of those people who do not wish to share your dogma, rapture, or necrodestination.”